Ye Olde ThinkPadde & Co.
Ye Olde ThinkPadde & Co.
My thoughts on the whole ThinkPad thing going on out there.
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Imagine you're a college student. Or maybe you don't have to imagine. But, anyway -- imagine: it's your first day of freshman year, you've gotten your high school grad money and bought the nicest laptop computer you can afford. You wonder what other students will be computing on, so you get a laptop that at least sort of fits you in with the crowd you're hoping to coalesce into. This is probably a MacBook for most students, or maybe a Dell XPS gaming machine. You adorn it with some stickers of favorite national parks, skateboard brands, your college logo, what have you, and you sit down in your first class and open it up to take notes. Then you see the person next to you. They have a laptop that looks like a prop from an early-2000s business-setting movie: an American Psycho-style computer. "Damn," you think to yourself, "what a hosehead. How's this nerd going to type up a Microsoft Word doc full of notes?"
Now, switch scenes. Imagine again that you're a college student. Not just any college student, but one aspiring to be a Computer Science major. You've gotten your high school grad money and bought the nicest laptop that you can afford. This doesn't mean some specced-out Nvidia RTX 5090M blower-fan monstrosity with an RGB backlit keyboard. Of course it doesn't. When you think "nicest laptop," you think... Pad. That is, think ThinkPad. And not any of those newfangled post-2012 models with the stupid chiclet keyboards and modern processors. No, you're going all-out with your grad money... you've been scouring eBay for a ThinkPad T420 with an i7, something that will run a video game or two if you feel like it. And, you've found one, at long last, and at a reasonable price, too. You feel like the monarch of the world with your T420, and even make a joke or two on your friends' text group -- I mean, Discord server -- about getting a high while using it. "Ha!" you think to yourself, "I've got a laptop no one can lay shame to. It's the most desirable model, and with an i7 at that!" But, then... you sit down in your first class and open it up to take notes. And, the inevitable, tragic moment arrives that shatters your ThinkPad pride. Your deskmate pulls up to you with... a T410. They start it up, and you see LibreBoot flash on their screen before GRUB arrives, a quarter-second visual exchange. Another second or two passes by, and my god, they are running Gentoo. Too cool for even Arch Linux. A few keystrokes later, and they're in VimWiki, ready to take notes. And what have you got? A T420. Running Ubuntu for heaven's sake, and two years more capable of running the latest software. Yours is in pristine business-used condition (according to the eBay seller) and the trackpad even has most of the little bumps. You glance at your deskmate's 'Pad again, and their trackpad isn't even visible beneath the rows of sticky notes notating custom keybinds, long since memorized, but taking those off would detract from their studying time, and probably their cachet, too.
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Thanks for reading! I've never been great at finishing written pieces, so it kind of just ends there. Maybe someday I'll write a proper tapering-off of the saga.
QRW


